The things I hate

Hey all, this blog post is about all the things in the world that I just can't stand at all. If there was a way to get rid of these things in a flash you could bet your sweet "arse" that I would get rid of them even if they aren't tangible.

People who won't let you have time to yourself: Nothing bothers me more about people is when they don't know when to give you space. As a rule I am a very solitary person who likes nothing more than to sit in a room with a computer and the Internet but I have some friends who like to push the boundaries with me calling me up just after I left their house asking me out, thank god that I can bite my tongue because it's the only thing stopping me from shouting down the phone.

When people answer the phone even though you called out "I got it!": This may be the thing that annoys me most frequently, when I'm sitting down with the phone about three or four meters away from me and it rings, when I call out "I got it!" and just as I get to it I hear somebody the next room over saying "Hello?". This infuriates me on a daily basis in fact while typing this up guess what happened!

People who are pretentious: People who are pretentious should not be able to leave their house or have the Internet at all. Funny enough most of the teachers at my school are pretentious and not only go out of their home, they have the Internet so social interaction between us and the "Pretentious Ones" is inevitable. The very fact that being pretentious is not only acceptable in society but generally common is irritating to a point I cannot describe.

People who say LOL in real life: Welcome to real life leave you're abbreviations at the door. If you found my joke funny and you want to laugh just laugh and smile, don't say "LOL" or "ROFLMAO" because now I know that you don't know the difference between sitting at a desk and typing it and sitting with a friend and telling jokes. I find it really offensive and I think that it shouldn't be said out loud because it's annoying to hear loud people say nothing but LOL all day.

Rip offs: If I come up with an idea and you rip me off with it, you can be sure that I will fight you, I have this guy who hangs around me who does nothing but rip me and my friends off. If a friend of me make something up like for instance a character name let's just use "Lemonz" for this example he would come back later on with a character called "Limez". It's just people like this in the world that make war just seem worth it.

Fakes: People who hang around certain groups just because they want to and change themselves to be like the other people in that group. These people need to stop spiking their hair and doing their nails and have a good look at themselves and ask "Is this me", because I'm so damn sick of seeing people like this around. It's you people who make STFU the world's best abbreviation.

When people try and debate about Mac and PC with you though you didn't ask: Self explanatory, I hate it when you think that I care what you think. I didn't ask for your opinion but more to the point I didn't even hint to a debate about Mac or PC (and no I'm not a fan boy of either Mac, or PC) you people should have a chat room for that so you can waste all your time there instead of on YouTube pages and forum pages where people may want to put in a decent comment.

When you say hello to people and they say good: You make me laugh so hard, I hate it when people say it because I just have to laugh and you make the mistake of thinking I'm laughing at you, no its not you, it's what you said you loony!. Though I love it when it happens I don't look forward to after I have stopped laughing at them and they yell at me.

When people call you when you have to go to the toilet and they won't let you leave: Have you had this or is it really just me? Because if it's just me it would explain why no matter how many times I say "I have to go to the toilet now, I'll call you back" people will just keep talking about nothing as if you have never said it at all. You are the most special people because you literally sh!t me :P

TV ads: I don't think there is a lot more in the world that annoys me more than this. They leave you with a cliff hanger and ramble on about things that not only make you angry but make you want to stab the people doing the dreadful acting in them. I mean really who wants to watch people talking about "The new in pimple treatment" and "The dangers of cheep tissues". Strangely I can deal with infomercial's because you know you're there to watch "The new in pimple treatment".

Thanks for reading what turned out to be somewhat of a rant all! Comment and subscribe via RSS please. Have a good one!