The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
(All quotes obtained from quotationspage.com)
1 comments:
YES YES AND YES. Great quotes, all fucking true too!
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